#parents #my life #life #soda #food #witchcraft gif #is this real #oh my god #omg #daily life
So I went to Five Guys and found this…
It’s a touch screen soda dispenser with so many choices of soda
My reaction:
My mom’s reaction:
#funny #oh god #parents #unicorns #real #legit #my life
oh god help me
so i was talking with my mom about animals [i don’t know how we got to that theme]
and then i started talking about the time i went to the zoo and then out of the blue my mom comes out and says “Do you know what animal i want to see before i die?” and i answer “what animal?” and she goes “a unicorn“…………i swear to you i almost died from laughing so hard and my mom goes “why you laughing?” that’s when i tell her unicorns don’t exist ….. but the look on her face was priceless
my mom actually thought unicorns existed because she’s seen them in movies, oh god that was one of the best moments ever
me:
my mom:
#Glasses #Bitches #People #Angst #angst gif #my life #Hipsters
I hate it when people come up to me and ask me if I wear glasses just to make myself look cooler
them: OMG! Do you wear glasses because everyone else is?
me: No! I wear them because I can’t see.
them: Really, you can tell me the truth?
me: I just did, I really need them or else I cannot see.
them: Let me see them.
me: ….. Fine [ i hand it to them ]
them: OH MY GOD! Your like totally blind!
me:
#Happy New Year #my life sucks #my life #drunk gif #party gif #sleeping gif #bored gif #fuck my life
Happy New Year Followers!!!!!
Now i am going to get drunk,
expectation:
pppfff yeah right me get drunk with the family
reality:
GOODNIGHT! AND SEE YOU LATER!HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE!
#skyrim #modern warfare 3 #gaming #awkward #awkward moments #my life #my life sucks
so it seems like everyone is talking about MW3 and Skyrim
and i’m like:
